Why can't men have fun w/ their friends???

I know this is going to start a lot of trouble, but here goes nothing. In relationships why is it such a problem for men to go out with their friends (not all the time) and have fun? The question is this, if you don't trust us why are you with us? If we haven't done anything to you in the past don't let your insecurities from a previous relationship dictate how you are going to be in this relationship. I was watching Chris Rock's latest stand-up "Dont Kill Da Messenger!!!" and he put like this: if a girl goes out with her girlfriends the man is happy for them that they get time to do all the stuff we don't want to do with you. Such as shopping, going to get your nails done, going to see a chick movie. All the things you can do with your girls and have fun while you are doing those things. But if a man goes out with his boys, you better not come home and say that you had fun or it will be problems!!! Let your woman come home or you meet your woman somewhere and you have a great big ol' smile on your face and she knows she didn't put it there. All HELL is going to break lose!!! Bottom line is when your woman ask you how was your outting with the fellas, just respond it was AIGHT. Other words, lie through your teeth. Because if you tell her you had a blast or the best time of your life, there are a few things that won't be happeneing around the house. For starters, no food and no sex. Why do women withhold those 2 things first when they are mad at their man? Heaven only knows why. I leave that for my next blog. So fellas the bottom line is this, whenever you do get a chance to go out with the fellas make a good one. Cause you'll never know when the next time is coming around. Now ladies I know you all will say that is not me but before you say that, think back to last time your man said he wanted to go out to the sports bar and watch the game. What was your reaction? Disclaimer: we as men are not trying to use our male bonding time as an excuse to go out and sex another woman. Tha's a whole other story...